There are these two clowns
sitting next to me
on the Trax platform.
Sometimes,
I wonder
how
humanity
ever evolved

Dear People of Facebook:
Hades has frozen over and the moon
has turned to the purest form
of Blue Cheese. I, my friends,
am going on a date

I had a dream once
where I was teaching
and the board
shrunk down
to nothing.

There was a bald person
auditing my class and I asked
if I could use their head
as a ubiquitous board