gonna unfriend all the boys
including myself

Seriously, I won’t
sleep until all of the rights
of males in the world are
taken away and given
to women

breakfast of Twizzlers,
diet dew AM, and a little
bit of popcorn.
i am actually
a rat
but a rat
that believes, very very deeply,
in the oxford comma

One of the worst things I can
imagine is someone asking me
in a very sarcastic voice,
“Haven’t you done enough already?”

cat in tuxedo 2013
oil and canvas

i wish people understood
my art

I

Marxism is a falsity
Moral positivism is a falsity
Nihilism is a falsity
Books are machines of hierarchical oppression
Only Twizzlers inscribe meaning upon us and our surroundings.
Only Twizzlers matter.

II

The tenets of Twizzler positivity are based in experience
We seek not for truth in Twizzlerianism, but for Twizzler.
Truth is an Inexpicable Twizzler.
there is no value depth in Twizzler relativism.
you are free, by the Tenets of Twizzler,
to experience whatever surface of Twizzler you may.

III

Red Vines are anathema to Twizzlers
but in Twizzler dialectic there is no binary or tautology,
therefore Red Vines are inexplicably Twizzlers
Inexplicable Twizzlers are the cognitive ramifications of Twizzlerianism
Twizzlerian ethics don’t bow to Socratic inquiry

IV

Twizzler dictums are useless archaisms
The only ideology with meaning is the ideology of Twizzlers.
the internet is a series of twizzlers

for
i
see
no
reason
why
gunpowder
treason

hey little mama,
I can transform ya,
I will be home-ah,
tomorrow night-ah.
We can hang out-ah,
all the time
-ah.

It’s a scientific fact
that cats understand
the paradigms upon which
the tangible world rests.

They also really like
Gertrude Stein

My cat’s claws click when he walks around
it’s like he’s wearing kitty high heels
I don’t know. You tell me.
‎(yes)
(but you gotta say it)
I love when that old lady says that.
Thy will be done
I say it to myself a lot
I’m excitedly awaiting returning to the field. It was heaven
I will be returning to… The Parlour
You know, I work in a library basically
Also, I might consider Kafka an apostle.

We gonna siiiing, all day long
hamburgers and hotdogs too
i want to have a barbeque
i like parties i like fun
i wanna live in a hamburger bun
Poor abandoned bread truck
parking lot Fall
begins
This is my work and my glory.