It is so frustrating,
when you send someone to the store.
With a detailed list,
only to have them return without,
one of the main ingrediants
needed for your
pigs’n’a blanket.

I need the blanket.

He is in church now,
after which he is going to get
my crescent rolls!,
MEN!,
God love ’em.
And he is all mine!,

now watch
he will forget to go to the store, or
he will come home
with smoky links