It’s a scientific fact
that cats understand
the paradigms upon which
the tangible world rests.

They also really like
Gertrude Stein

My cat’s claws click when he walks around
it’s like he’s wearing kitty high heels
I don’t know. You tell me.
‎(yes)
(but you gotta say it)
I love when that old lady says that.
Thy will be done
I say it to myself a lot
I’m excitedly awaiting returning to the field. It was heaven
I will be returning to… The Parlour
You know, I work in a library basically
Also, I might consider Kafka an apostle.