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Last night
Sandman came to me
and took my eyes,
and pour
ketchup into my skull.
Sandman was real
09 Saturday Mar 2013
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woo-hoo
08 Friday Mar 2013
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this morning i woke up
with my arms in full-on
rollercoaster woo-hoo
position. perhaps today
will be as thrilling
sacrifice
07 Thursday Mar 2013
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i think you’ve said this to me before
but it was one of the truest
things you’ve ever said
that sacrifice by definition requires love
not only in the act of making an offering
but in loving the object
to be sacrificed
kids ask 25 times more questions than adults
06 Wednesday Mar 2013
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among those questions,
“what big words do you know”
“do you look at the stars at night?”
Tuesday…
05 Tuesday Mar 2013
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Look, I don’t normally have a problem with you.
You come right after Monday,
are often ignored solely for your unimportance,
and generally are a fairly easy thing to live through.
But this particular iteration of yourself?
This one happening all around me?
Well…
No real complaints,
but take it a little easier, okay?
And put on some deodorant.
existential questions
04 Monday Mar 2013
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An existential
Monday
for
certain
(?)
Twizzlerism
03 Sunday Mar 2013
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I
Marxism is a falsity
Moral positivism is a falsity
Nihilism is a falsity
Books are machines of hierarchical oppression
Only Twizzlers inscribe meaning upon us and our surroundings.
Only Twizzlers matter.
II
The tenets of Twizzler positivity are based in experience
We seek not for truth in Twizzlerianism, but for Twizzler.
Truth is an Inexpicable Twizzler.
there is no value depth in Twizzler relativism.
you are free, by the Tenets of Twizzler,
to experience whatever surface of Twizzler you may.
III
Red Vines are anathema to Twizzlers
but in Twizzler dialectic there is no binary or tautology,
therefore Red Vines are inexplicably Twizzlers
Inexplicable Twizzlers are the cognitive ramifications of Twizzlerianism
Twizzlerian ethics don’t bow to Socratic inquiry
IV
Twizzler dictums are useless archaisms
The only ideology with meaning is the ideology of Twizzlers.
the internet is a series of twizzlers
Every once
02 Saturday Mar 2013
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Every once in a while
it’s nice to walk
up Fifth Avenue at one o’clock
in the morning while listening
to “Ray of Light” by Madonna,
just to feel
like you own the place.
I was a sparrow
01 Friday Mar 2013
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In a fit of bachelorian rage,
I flung myself from a tall building
last night. Next thing I knew,
I was a sparrow.
Folks in the rebirth department
neglected to wipe my memories.
And so I am now
a sparrow, albeit a very good-looking one.
I’m hoping springtime brings both delicious
grubs and fruitful mates.
As for how I am typing,
I found an old lady
with Wi-Fi in the park,
and she finds it amusing to watch me
peck at her keyboard.
Let her laugh.
change in a year
28 Thursday Feb 2013
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It is amazing how
Much can change
in a year! A year ago
we were mourning
the lost of a baby
today I am preparing
to go to the hospital tonight
and meeting my New
son
tomorrow
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