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Caffeine will
save us
all. Or
so we hope.
19 Sunday Feb 2012
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Caffeine will
save us
all. Or
so we hope.
16 Thursday Feb 2012
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I
saw
the
earth
everyday.
15 Wednesday Feb 2012
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Love acts in your brain like a drug,
too —
it lights up your reward centers
(just like cocaine),
and dampens pain
(like a good anesthetic).
So heres a question:
Love or Cocaine?
14 Tuesday Feb 2012
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I JUST GOT A CUPCAKE!!!
Thanks, Saint Valentine.
Who knew that
martyrdom
could taste so SWEET?!?
12 Sunday Feb 2012
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ghastly stares out in public.
Here are some ideas I’ve come up with:
“Does that girl know she has metal in her face?!”
“Who did that to her?”
“Not sure if silver booger or…shmeh?!”
“I wonder if she chains all of her piercings together…?”
I suppose I’m just as curious about people
as they are of me.
11 Saturday Feb 2012
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Meandering about the labyrinth with Michael,
you’re challenged by an 8-foot tall satyr
who instructs you to climb into
an old fig tree and feed
three sacred stones to
an unwitting monstrous toad
who inhabits the trunk and roots below.
If you should succeed in doing so,
the toad will decease and
before skinning itself,
reveal a key to your new kingdom together.
As Crodetski the Warmonger and
Phoebenthesis of Palindrayd.
09 Thursday Feb 2012
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I seemed to have misplaced the cinnamon.
My pit4chfork has also gone missing.
I sense a conspiracy, Watson.
T4he game’s afoot.
Found it.
Whoever let me in the kitchen drunk
should be ashamed of himself.
07 Tuesday Feb 2012
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At the hour of the beast,
in the steamy distance,
a silvery tone slithered through the night air.
The ground was torn apart and
from within the fiery chasm
in the fertile earth bled forth
a wailing din.
There, in the nude, perched on a cloud of steam
was Nicholas.
Then, all at once it was as if color
were introduced to canvas
and his voice was present,
in a terrifying baritone hook.
His hand came up slowly from his person
and there it was,
exposed,
the claw.
And the earth was formed.
05 Sunday Feb 2012
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I know
people
did not live my life.
I have shed countless tears
and a few more just would not
stop again today.
I stood in Menards
and could not help but cry.
I was picking out the paint for my kitchen.
I was just feeling
the joy and overwhelming happiness.
My kitchen will be Blonde Beauty.
02 Thursday Feb 2012
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Rose just spent ten minutes
carefully arranging
a plate of pretend tea cakes and
started slowly
climbing the stairs with them.
“I love you.
These cakes aren’t for you.
I’m going into the darkness now.”
And upstairs she went.