I have a new explanation
for my slowing mind!
Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?

My brain is a non-reproductive
edible plant part (vegetable)
and it is maturing.
This, of course makes
sense because many of
brain cells near the center
(the connection between right and
left hemispheres)
would be xylem of the stele,
and thus,
at maturity,
they would be dead,
double-cell-walled sclerenchyma!

Since these cells couldn’t
likely function well as anything but water
transport, my corpus colossum would become
very slow/ineffective in relaying things
from right to left or
left to right
through my brain-no es bueno.