I

Marxism is a falsity
Moral positivism is a falsity
Nihilism is a falsity
Books are machines of hierarchical oppression
Only Twizzlers inscribe meaning upon us and our surroundings.
Only Twizzlers matter.

II

The tenets of Twizzler positivity are based in experience
We seek not for truth in Twizzlerianism, but for Twizzler.
Truth is an Inexpicable Twizzler.
there is no value depth in Twizzler relativism.
you are free, by the Tenets of Twizzler,
to experience whatever surface of Twizzler you may.

III

Red Vines are anathema to Twizzlers
but in Twizzler dialectic there is no binary or tautology,
therefore Red Vines are inexplicably Twizzlers
Inexplicable Twizzlers are the cognitive ramifications of Twizzlerianism
Twizzlerian ethics don’t bow to Socratic inquiry

IV

Twizzler dictums are useless archaisms
The only ideology with meaning is the ideology of Twizzlers.
the internet is a series of twizzlers