Ah, fair Friday, thou hebdamadal friend,
Thou fecund fount of frivolous fancying,
O Zephyrous flow of fecund refreshment,
What did fetter Thine influx,
Or frustrate Thy festive fires?
O Friday, flashy form of weekend frolic and effort,
Fumble Thou not now nor fuss and fight,
But unfurl Thy flag and be welcome sight!