Go Green this Easter:
Let us remember Eostre,
Aphrodite, Hathor, Demeter,
Ishtar, Kali,
Ostara, and Astarte on this most celebratory of days.

In their honor, I have broken
ground on my better-than-your-dad’s
vegetable garden to help sustain
my family and friends in the months to come,
and to revel in the light of our home star
as we draw ever closer to our next
evolutionary shift.

And don’t eat the Peeps.