-Have 2/3 of my wardrobe stolen
because of an impatient waif who took
my clean clothing out of the dryer and into
the lost and found (I, the “loser”
and some lucky, soon-to-be
scalpless individual the “finder”)
on Wednesday.

-Receive listener hoodie in the mail Thursday.
Fair trade, says I.
If I must needs be naked, nude I will be
while propagating talk music.